A Dog's Life

I learned something important this weekend. Everything I need to know about surviving unemployment I can learn from my dog, Ringo. His sage wisdom will help me make it through the long, lonely days of emptiness.

Ringo's advice:

If you lay around the house, someone will eventually give you a bowlful of food.

Most days can start and end with a nap.

Pooping outside is underrated.

A good belly scratching is amazing!

Grooming can consist of monthly baths, teeth-cleaning biscuits and a good brushing.

I've chosen to incorporate Ringo's lifestyle into my daily routine and I believe it's already made a fantastic difference in my mental health.